I hate it when people say:
..my baby's Mama..
..my baby's Daddy..
Friday, January 28, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
And the topics are..
I have some advice:
1. Don't hook up with one girl and a week later expect her best friend to be down with you. (Ahem. Sonic)
2. Don't talk about how awesome your opposite sex flatmate is and then wrap me in the blanket she made you and try to smoosh. (Ahem. Start Up)(HEEEY JEWSEY SHOWAH!)
3. Don't throw a hissy fit when THREE girls are trying to get you to join them at Mardi Gras. (Note: I said, "Dude, do you realize how many boobs you will see on this trip?" He replied, "I don't care about boobs." Is this foo pumpin Ken dollz?)
4. (Applies to #3) Also, don't ask one of the girls why she isn't inviting your flatmate. (The flatmate (Start Up) who tried to smoosh me in the gift blanket.)
5. Don't be excited that I'm coming to your state and then get all smug when I mention I'm coming for Mardi Gras. Apparently, GQ is too good for Mardi Gras.
6. Don't get sass with me and try to tell me you're more stubborn than I am. I WILL keep my word and not talk to you. (Ahem. Lawya) *We currently not speaking AND we are not Facebook friends. Ouch. I'm harsh.
And now for some SchwartzMANIA trivia:
1. Jason Schwartzman was in Phantom Planet. Who the hell remembers that? I sure didn't.
NOTEEEE: My cat threw up chunks right after I typed that. So great my comforter was cleaned last week.
2. My new Twitter/FB crush looks like Robert Schwartzman with GREEN eyes. Heck yes. (I added him on Twitter and he dm'd me for my last name so he could add me on Facebook. Oh, the wonders of social media.)
3. Ke$ha totally got her "brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack" idea from Robert Schwartzman.
1. Don't hook up with one girl and a week later expect her best friend to be down with you. (Ahem. Sonic)
2. Don't talk about how awesome your opposite sex flatmate is and then wrap me in the blanket she made you and try to smoosh. (Ahem. Start Up)(HEEEY JEWSEY SHOWAH!)
3. Don't throw a hissy fit when THREE girls are trying to get you to join them at Mardi Gras. (Note: I said, "Dude, do you realize how many boobs you will see on this trip?" He replied, "I don't care about boobs." Is this foo pumpin Ken dollz?)
4. (Applies to #3) Also, don't ask one of the girls why she isn't inviting your flatmate. (The flatmate (Start Up) who tried to smoosh me in the gift blanket.)
5. Don't be excited that I'm coming to your state and then get all smug when I mention I'm coming for Mardi Gras. Apparently, GQ is too good for Mardi Gras.
6. Don't get sass with me and try to tell me you're more stubborn than I am. I WILL keep my word and not talk to you. (Ahem. Lawya) *We currently not speaking AND we are not Facebook friends. Ouch. I'm harsh.
And now for some SchwartzMANIA trivia:
1. Jason Schwartzman was in Phantom Planet. Who the hell remembers that? I sure didn't.
NOTEEEE: My cat threw up chunks right after I typed that. So great my comforter was cleaned last week.
2. My new Twitter/FB crush looks like Robert Schwartzman with GREEN eyes. Heck yes. (I added him on Twitter and he dm'd me for my last name so he could add me on Facebook. Oh, the wonders of social media.)
3. Ke$ha totally got her "brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack" idea from Robert Schwartzman.
Please see below for proof (2:39 mark):
Phantom Planet "California"
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Mooo-vays
After watching both Blue Valentine and Love and Other Drugs this weekend I have come to a final decision.
Michelle Williams' boobs < Anne Hathaway's boobs
Michelle Williams' boobs < Anne Hathaway's boobs
Friday, January 21, 2011
2 Jigs and a Jab
I haven't been here in so long that it took me 2 tries to type the link right.
I'm no longer with Start Up. I have failed at commitment, yet again. This is nothing new in my life, but I thought I would get better at it as I got older. Now that I think about it, a month is double the time most of the others last. Yippee! Progress in the new year. Hello 2000 Effin 11! Good news is..I haven't lost my morals. I ain't no GOLD DIGGA.
I NEED these boots from www.modcloth.com. If only...
I'm watching Blue Valentine right now. Waiting on it to finish uploading on my computer.
I have had some pretty profound thoughts this week. Mostly before bedtime. Which is why I can't remember a single one of them.
I'm a genius, really. I just have the memory of a turd. Gooey turd.
Speaking of turds. I went biking today. 1. I'm out of shape. 2. I'm a klutz. 3. I don't need to ride my bike in public anymore. (Stems from mockery by old people.) 4. You should clean up after your dog if it has a diarrhea attack on the pebbles in the parking lot.
This is the view from the top of the hill that I failed to bike up...twice.
I'm adding "Have an orgasm simultaneously with Paula Deen while eating a Pumpkin Bar" to my Bucket List.
The End.
I'm no longer with Start Up. I have failed at commitment, yet again. This is nothing new in my life, but I thought I would get better at it as I got older. Now that I think about it, a month is double the time most of the others last. Yippee! Progress in the new year. Hello 2000 Effin 11! Good news is..I haven't lost my morals. I ain't no GOLD DIGGA.
I NEED these boots from www.modcloth.com. If only...
I'm watching Blue Valentine right now. Waiting on it to finish uploading on my computer.
I have had some pretty profound thoughts this week. Mostly before bedtime. Which is why I can't remember a single one of them.
I'm a genius, really. I just have the memory of a turd. Gooey turd.
Speaking of turds. I went biking today. 1. I'm out of shape. 2. I'm a klutz. 3. I don't need to ride my bike in public anymore. (Stems from mockery by old people.) 4. You should clean up after your dog if it has a diarrhea attack on the pebbles in the parking lot.
This is the view from the top of the hill that I failed to bike up...twice.
I'm adding "Have an orgasm simultaneously with Paula Deen while eating a Pumpkin Bar" to my Bucket List.
The End.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Gay guys. The best kissers.
Hello readers.
I have a question for anyone that will see this..ever. How too soon or too late is it to discuss past relationships with a new significant other? I met a guy (See below) before my trip back to the South to visit family. We hung out once and had two dates in less than a week. Our third date is tomorrow and I still know NOTHING about his past. I really don't know much about him at all. I am hoping this date will be a more eye opening experience on who he actually is as a person. I have strategically planned a girls lunch the after the date. (Thinking ahead, clearly!)
I hope to update you soon on all my dreams from the past month. Trust me. There have been some doozies. (!!)
Introducing a new Leading Male Character:
Start Up
Sign: Leo
Years Known: 3 weeks
Quick Facts: Wants to start his own company this year, only wears Hugo Boss and he is of Indian descent (as in India..not Native American like me).
I have a question for anyone that will see this..ever. How too soon or too late is it to discuss past relationships with a new significant other? I met a guy (See below) before my trip back to the South to visit family. We hung out once and had two dates in less than a week. Our third date is tomorrow and I still know NOTHING about his past. I really don't know much about him at all. I am hoping this date will be a more eye opening experience on who he actually is as a person. I have strategically planned a girls lunch the after the date. (Thinking ahead, clearly!)
I hope to update you soon on all my dreams from the past month. Trust me. There have been some doozies. (!!)
Introducing a new Leading Male Character:
Start Up
Sign: Leo
Years Known: 3 weeks
Quick Facts: Wants to start his own company this year, only wears Hugo Boss and he is of Indian descent (as in India..not Native American like me).
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