LOVE will save the day.

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Peggy Sue "Once We Were Strangers"

(@.@)\/

I LURV new candles.

Especially ones that cost 2 buckaroos.


Those symbols above are supposed to be of my eyes and a peace sign.

If I have a son, I'll name him Hardy and call him Har Har for short.




Hardy Har Har

S.O.G.

I was watching Cash Cab today in preparation for my upcoming trip to NYC and I spotted an oh so attractive contestant.

Do you believe this male is Straight Or Gay? I personally don't care either way, just as long as I can oogle all I want.

Feast your peepers on this:

Shaneequa

I hate it when people say: 

..my baby's Mama..

..my baby's Daddy..

And the topics are..

I have some advice:
1. Don't hook up with one girl and a week later expect her best friend to be down with you. (Ahem. Sonic)

2. Don't talk about how awesome your opposite sex flatmate is and then wrap me in the blanket she made you and try to smoosh. (Ahem. Start Up)(HEEEY JEWSEY SHOWAH!)

3. Don't throw a hissy fit when THREE girls are trying to get you to join them at Mardi Gras. (Note: I said, "Dude, do you realize how many boobs you will see on this trip?" He replied, "I don't care about boobs." Is this foo pumpin Ken dollz?)

4. (Applies to #3) Also, don't ask one of the girls why she isn't inviting your flatmate. (The flatmate (Start Up) who tried to smoosh me in the gift blanket.)

5. Don't be excited that I'm coming to your state and then get all smug when I mention I'm coming for Mardi Gras. Apparently, GQ is too good for Mardi Gras.

6. Don't get sass with me and try to tell me you're more stubborn than I am. I WILL keep my word and not talk to you. (Ahem. Lawya) *We currently not speaking AND we are not Facebook friends. Ouch. I'm harsh.

And now for some SchwartzMANIA trivia:
1. Jason Schwartzman was in Phantom Planet. Who the hell remembers that? I sure didn't.
NOTEEEE: My cat threw up chunks right after I typed that. So great my comforter was cleaned last week.
2. My new Twitter/FB crush looks like Robert Schwartzman with GREEN eyes. Heck yes. (I added him on Twitter and he dm'd me for my last name so he could add me on Facebook. Oh, the wonders of social media.)
3. Ke$ha totally got her "brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack" idea from Robert Schwartzman.

Please see below for proof (2:39 mark): 

Phantom Planet "California"

Mooo-vays

After watching both Blue Valentine and Love and Other Drugs this weekend I have come to a final decision.

Michelle Williams' boobs < Anne Hathaway's boobs

2 Jigs and a Jab

I haven't been here in so long that it took me 2 tries to type the link right.

I'm no longer with Start Up. I have failed at commitment, yet again. This is nothing new in my life, but I thought I would get better at it as I got older. Now that I think about it, a month is double the time most of the others last. Yippee! Progress in the new year. Hello 2000 Effin 11! Good news is..I haven't lost my morals. I ain't no GOLD DIGGA.

I NEED these boots from www.modcloth.com. If only...

I'm watching Blue Valentine right now. Waiting on it to finish uploading on my computer.


I have had some pretty profound thoughts this week. Mostly before bedtime. Which is why I can't remember a single one of them.
I'm a genius, really. I just have the memory of a turd. Gooey turd.

Speaking of turds. I went biking today. 1. I'm out of shape. 2. I'm a klutz. 3. I don't need to ride my bike in public anymore. (Stems from mockery by old people.) 4. You should clean up after your dog if it has a diarrhea attack on the pebbles in the parking lot.
This is the view from the top of the hill that I failed to bike up...twice.

I'm adding "Have an orgasm simultaneously with Paula Deen while eating a Pumpkin Bar" to my Bucket List.




The End.